Cyberspace Chat Room – Part One

Thursday, January 1st, 2009:

Jenn4U: Hey there!

Calidude: Hey

Jenn4U: You always seem to just be hanging out in here alone. Were you waiting for someone in particular?

Calidude: No, it’s not just this chat room. I just like to find the empty ones cuz I like one on one chat, ya know?

Jenn4U: Totally. When the rooms are too full, you can never really communicate with anyone like………..

Jenn4U: I just mean, you can’t have a proper conversation with anyone.

Calidude: Exactly

Jenn4U: So, Happy New Year! Did you do anything special to celebrate?

Calidude: Not really. Just hit a couple clubs with some friends but it was lame so I bailed.

Jenn4U: Oh, I see. So, why did you feel like it was lame?

Calidude: Honestly?

Jenn4U: Yep

Calidude: Not enough chicks to hit on! LOL. They were all with a bunch of friends or with a BF. Not exactly the best time to try and get laid!

Jenn4U: Okay, I understand now. It’s interesting getting to know how the male species thinks.

Calidude: The male species? LOL! Why don’t you just say a guy or man?

Jenn4U: LOL! That’s just me being the dork that I am. I’ve always been kind of……

Jenn4U: I’ve always been somewhat sheltered by my parents. I’ve been home schooled so I guess I haven’t socialized much, LOL
Calidude: Oh

Calidude: So, where do you live anyway? Were you even allowed to have a little fun for New Year’s?

Jenn4U: I live in Australia. New Year’s has already come and gone for me! Yes, it was fun.

Calidude: What did you do?

Jenn4U: Hey Cali, my Mother is walking down the hall. I’m not supposed to be online right now, LOL. Bye!

Calidude: Mother? Geez, I guess you have been sheltered! Will you be back in this room again tomorrow?

Calidude: Jenn? You still there?

Calidude:  Jenn?

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“Get out of my way freak boy!”

“Who are you calling a freak, Zandi? You know, there’s a word used down there for what you are. Hmmm, ah yes, the word is PERVERT!

“Oh, shut the fuck up Skolar! All I would have to do is put on some sunglasses and I could fuck that humans brains out……literally. Are you jealous because you can’t do the same?”

“Do you really not get it Zandi? That’s exactly why you’ll never be allowed down there. There’s something wrong with you. Anyway, they are making us sleep. You better get changed.

“Fine, I’ll be there in a minute.”